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Doodly-Doo

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Title: Doodly-doo
Fandom: Cable and Deadpool
Pairing CablexDeadpool
Rating PG-13

He practically skipped. Not that that was odd or anything. After all, it was Wade. You know the… one who's kind of- Sorta, not very... I mean, well... He's-
Fuck it.
He's insane and he's skipping like a madman down the hall.
"Oh Priscilla~!" He grins beneath his mask, bouncing in place as he waits for the sliding doors to Nathan's office to open. "I have a surprise for yoouu!" Said surprise he holds behind his back.

"Wade." It isn't a greeting of any kind, just a resigned statement. Sitting behind his desk, Nathan Summers/Priscilla/Jesus-From-The-Future/Cable spares Deadpool nothing more than a glance. This doesn't deter the Merc's enthusiasm. Secretly, Nate prays that that this 'surprise' isn't anything like the last time… The clowns, that Chihuahua… Toothpaste everywhere. He shudders. "What ever this is, Wade, it can wait. I'm very busy." To emphasize this point, he grabs a folder and dumps its contents onto the desk with a 'Fwoosh'.

Deadpool makes a note in the back of his mind: 'Fwoosh.' Not a very cool sound effect.

"Oh but you are gonna love this one, " The Merc all but squeals, after all; he is quite proud of himself. With an unnecessarily flashy display of skill, Wade leaps into the air, does a back flip or maybe two (Nate isn't really paying attention) and lands atop the older man's desk. One red-boot clad foot kicks away all the papers, for good measure.
Nate sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose.

"I'm sure I will," Is the mumbled response, Nathan looks up with tired eyes, one blue and one... glowy. Because that's totally a colour now. Wade forgets what he was going to say, and instead looks into those eyes.
……
………
….........

"WADE."

"IDefinatelyWasntThinkingAboutHowMuchIWantYouToLookUpAtMeWithThoseEyesWhileYou'reSuckingMyCo-"

"Wade." Nathan sighs again, preferring to lean down and pick up the papers by hand; instead of using the C.o.S. Mostly just to get his face away from Deadpool-Crotch height. Which doesn't work, because the afore mentioned spandexed man now climbs down from the desk. With a small step and a little twirl, he stands over the kneeling Messiah. It's quiet for another moment, and Cable feels strangely pressed to fill the uncharacteristic silence. "Everything has just been so hectic, lately. Having to rebuild Providence, the election in Rumekistan. Wade, I'm sor-"

"I made you a Doodly-doo." The smaller man cuts in, breaking off Cable's apology.  He hunkers down and helps a mildly stunned time-traveler pick up the scattered documents. After all these years of knowing Wade, Nathan can tell he's smiling under that black and red mask. Even so,

"A.. Doodly-Doo?" He asks, standing back up and re-arranging his workspace. Slightly unnerved by Deadpool's silence, he shoots a quick glance at the man. In the time that Cable had had his back to him, Wade had taken off his mask. He was now holding a small piece of paper out to Nate.

"It's fun to say, isn't it?" Nathan takes the piece of paper. "Doodly-doo, Doodly-doo, Doodly-doo… In fact it's just an all around funny word,"
It's folded over once, so he opens it, and the headache he'd been nursing for the good part of a week all but evapourated.

"Oh…"

"But no word is funnier than Spatula!" Deadpool gestures wildly with his Katanas, like he were threatening the air to disagree with him. "Spatula, Spatula, Sptu-MMNFF!"

Nate smiles into the kiss and tucks the piece of paper into his front pocket.
On it, there's a little.. Doodly-doo, of Nathan himself, smiling and holding Wade in his arms. It's a crude little thing, done in blue ballpoint pen. There are hearts and little smiley faces around the two, and written at the bottom is:

'Bea is hot,
Domino's not,
So be happy ya got me,
Cause where I was goin' with this, I've forgot'


Nathan pulls back, and presses a soft peck on Wade's scarred cheek. "Thankyou, I'll treasure it."
Inspired after reading the part in Suicide King (book 2) where Deadpool gives a little doodle along with his phone number to that waitress at Hooters.

Deadpool is the most amazing protaganist ever.
(Also have I mentioned that he likes to partake in phone sex every once in a while?)
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Bokon's avatar
cute story bro

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